I am a Christian and that would have scared the everloving shinola out of me and earned him a karate chop in the teeth. NOBODY walks up to stranger from BEHIND grinning like Jack Nicholson in the middle of night.

And that was just to witness? Pardon the irony, but lord in heaven. There are times and places for that sort of thing, and RAPE O' CLOCK AM is NOT one of them.

Worst way to start the day EVER. D: Poor thing.