One of many reasons I would *not* tap Tommy Lee's ass...

[silverthorne]

Dude finds way too much trouble to get into.

Not mention--he looks like he needs to be sterilized before you get anywhere near his dick. I know girls want to 'know what the big deal' is, but I think I already do--some skills that are marginally better than most guys (but that can be learned by any guy), people who want the 'mystique' of screwing a rock star, and probably his (and his partner of the time) taking a lot of drugs and/or alcohol, which will tend to make anything feel good--at least until you puke, hallucinate, or fall asleep.

And before people think I'm just dumping on Tommy, Kid Rock is pretty dumb as well. Next time, keep walking, Dude. Just keep walking.

(And yes, I agree that Tommy is a kick-ass drummer. But that's about all the use I've got for him. Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.)

Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.

Mythological creatures are not for tappin' dat ass.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

One can hope. ;)

[skywardprodigal.livejournal.com]

That's why there's fantasy. :)

And now I gotta scrub the image of taking Tommy by the ankle and dipping him in antibacterial solution. While wearing gloves and a hazmat suit.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

So would that mean he had a reverse Achilles Ankle?

[skywardprodigal.livejournal.com]

Until double-dipped, yeah.

We are silly.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

'Double Dipped Tommy'

...that almost sounds like a Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

Or a really unhealthy alcoholic drink.

[skywardprodigal.livejournal.com]

...Insert unsavory reference to oral sex and dubious hygiene of said rocker here.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

...ew.

Um.

Yeah.

Ew.