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Dude finds way too much trouble to get into.

Not mention--he looks like he needs to be sterilized before you get anywhere near his dick. I know girls want to 'know what the big deal' is, but I think I already do--some skills that are marginally better than most guys (but that can be learned by any guy), people who want the 'mystique' of screwing a rock star, and probably his (and his partner of the time) taking a lot of drugs and/or alcohol, which will tend to make anything feel good--at least until you puke, hallucinate, or fall asleep.

And before people think I'm just dumping on Tommy, Kid Rock is pretty dumb as well. Next time, keep walking, Dude. Just keep walking.

(And yes, I agree that Tommy is a kick-ass drummer. But that's about all the use I've got for him. Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.)

Date: 2007-09-10 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com
Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.

Mythological creatures are not for tappin' dat ass.

Date: 2007-09-10 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
One can hope. ;)

Date: 2007-09-10 05:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com
That's why there's fantasy. :)

And now I gotta scrub the image of taking Tommy by the ankle and dipping him in antibacterial solution. While wearing gloves and a hazmat suit.

Date: 2007-09-10 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
So would that mean he had a reverse Achilles Ankle?

Date: 2007-09-10 05:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com
Until double-dipped, yeah.

We are silly.

Date: 2007-09-10 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
'Double Dipped Tommy'

...that almost sounds like a Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

Or a really unhealthy alcoholic drink.

Date: 2007-09-10 06:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com
...Insert unsavory reference to oral sex and dubious hygiene of said rocker here.

Date: 2007-09-10 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
...ew.

Um.

Yeah.

Ew.

Date: 2007-09-10 05:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com
Growing up is hard to do.

Date: 2007-09-10 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
eheh...see, the thing is? Dude's 6 years older than me (and it took me A While To Grow Up). I mean, if the entirety of Poison (rival band) can grow up enough to at least not 'get caught' on a regular basis, you think he'd be able to manage it as well.

Then again, Tommy Lee would count as an Attention Whore if he were on LJ, so...

Date: 2007-09-10 05:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com
There's your celebrity rp character right now. Actually, you could make one up and introduce him to the nexus. And you could loosely base him on Tommy.

Y'know...it's a damn shame. Kid Rock was just minding his business and he got played like that too. I mean. I know what it is to be provoked to hit someone. But never in front of witnesses. That's just not wise.

Date: 2007-09-10 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, but still. He knows that Tommy likes to play him, so...eventually, one of them needs to be the grown-up, and I doubt Tommy is capable. This is the guy that was all 'think I cna steer the boat with my dick

I think it's pretty dumb when any of the rocker boys get into it like that, even the young ones. ON the younger ones, you cna sort of excuse it up to a point--like the first or second time it happens, as them being young and stupid (and maybe trying to be 'cool' by 'not taking any shit, yo').

On the older ones, though, it just makes them look dumb and pissy rather than any sort of 'cool', even to their fans.

Date: 2007-09-10 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebl1969.livejournal.com
If I was Pamela Anderson I'd be *soooooo* embarassed...

Date: 2007-09-10 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
...yeah, but you'd have more sense than her, too. That's the thing.

(Not a fan of her either. :/)

I'm just embarassed, period. The guy is a great drummer, and I'll be the first to say that every time--it's a shame though that he hasn't learned to grow and grow up with his age. You can still be 'fun' but act your age--just ask Jon and the boys.

At this point, Tommy's idea of 'fun' and 'cool' just comes across as 'dumb', you know? He's almost in trailer trash territory, really.

Date: 2007-09-10 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebl1969.livejournal.com
I don't think Tommy ever really "grew up" emotionally, and I doubt he ever will. He's still pretty much 17 years old, which would be the age he was when he quit school to be a rocker full-time.
Jon et al have been responsible adults for years. Hell, even Nikki Sixx has been a responsible adult for years! but Tommy...
*shakes head*

Date: 2007-09-10 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
Pretty much. Thing is, he's had opportunity, by example if nothing else, to grow up. Which is why I'm not impressed by him at all, or any celeb, really, that's hit over 35 and still acting 17, 'stress' of the business or no. There's plenty of them who 'got it', even living in adverse conditions, to really have much tolerance for the ones who don't.

I'll listen to his playing all day long, yeah. Really never want to meet him as a person, though, unlike Jon, Richie or other rockers I could mention.

and I slip back into the fantasy world again...

Date: 2007-09-10 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebl1969.livejournal.com
Or David! I want to take David to lunch. I think he and I could really have a conversation, whereas if I was at lunch with Jon all I could do would be drool and stammer.
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
Heh. No worries. I talk big now, but I have a feeling if I met any of them, all I would get out is a stupid grin or three...if I'm lucky. Better to just toss me in the bleachers and let me listen to them play....*g*
From: [identity profile] rebl1969.livejournal.com
Don't forget I'm still waiting to see your list of who you would tap, Tommy notwithstanding
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
No worries! Likely this afternoon--it's raining (and thundering), so the chances of me swimming are about nil, which means I'll be inside for most of the afternoon. :)

Do you want a five-list, or a ten-list?
From: [identity profile] rebl1969.livejournal.com
Whichever is more fun for you :)

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