One of many reasons I would *not* tap Tommy Lee's ass...

[silverthorne]

Dude finds way too much trouble to get into.

Not mention--he looks like he needs to be sterilized before you get anywhere near his dick. I know girls want to 'know what the big deal' is, but I think I already do--some skills that are marginally better than most guys (but that can be learned by any guy), people who want the 'mystique' of screwing a rock star, and probably his (and his partner of the time) taking a lot of drugs and/or alcohol, which will tend to make anything feel good--at least until you puke, hallucinate, or fall asleep.

And before people think I'm just dumping on Tommy, Kid Rock is pretty dumb as well. Next time, keep walking, Dude. Just keep walking.

(And yes, I agree that Tommy is a kick-ass drummer. But that's about all the use I've got for him. Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.)

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and I slip back into the fantasy world again...

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Or David! I want to take David to lunch. I think he and I could really have a conversation, whereas if I was at lunch with Jon all I could do would be drool and stammer.

Re: and I slip back into the fantasy world again...

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Heh. No worries. I talk big now, but I have a feeling if I met any of them, all I would get out is a stupid grin or three...if I'm lucky. Better to just toss me in the bleachers and let me listen to them play....*g*

Re: and I slip back into the fantasy world again...

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Don't forget I'm still waiting to see your list of who you would tap, Tommy notwithstanding

Re: and I slip back into the fantasy world again...

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

No worries! Likely this afternoon--it's raining (and thundering), so the chances of me swimming are about nil, which means I'll be inside for most of the afternoon. :)

Do you want a five-list, or a ten-list?

Re: and I slip back into the fantasy world again...

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Whichever is more fun for you :)