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silverthorne ([personal profile] silverthorne) wrote2007-09-10 10:37 am

One of many reasons I would *not* tap Tommy Lee's ass...

Dude finds way too much trouble to get into.

Not mention--he looks like he needs to be sterilized before you get anywhere near his dick. I know girls want to 'know what the big deal' is, but I think I already do--some skills that are marginally better than most guys (but that can be learned by any guy), people who want the 'mystique' of screwing a rock star, and probably his (and his partner of the time) taking a lot of drugs and/or alcohol, which will tend to make anything feel good--at least until you puke, hallucinate, or fall asleep.

And before people think I'm just dumping on Tommy, Kid Rock is pretty dumb as well. Next time, keep walking, Dude. Just keep walking.

(And yes, I agree that Tommy is a kick-ass drummer. But that's about all the use I've got for him. Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.)

[identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
eheh...see, the thing is? Dude's 6 years older than me (and it took me A While To Grow Up). I mean, if the entirety of Poison (rival band) can grow up enough to at least not 'get caught' on a regular basis, you think he'd be able to manage it as well.

Then again, Tommy Lee would count as an Attention Whore if he were on LJ, so...
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[identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
There's your celebrity rp character right now. Actually, you could make one up and introduce him to the nexus. And you could loosely base him on Tommy.

Y'know...it's a damn shame. Kid Rock was just minding his business and he got played like that too. I mean. I know what it is to be provoked to hit someone. But never in front of witnesses. That's just not wise.

[identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, but still. He knows that Tommy likes to play him, so...eventually, one of them needs to be the grown-up, and I doubt Tommy is capable. This is the guy that was all 'think I cna steer the boat with my dick

I think it's pretty dumb when any of the rocker boys get into it like that, even the young ones. ON the younger ones, you cna sort of excuse it up to a point--like the first or second time it happens, as them being young and stupid (and maybe trying to be 'cool' by 'not taking any shit, yo').

On the older ones, though, it just makes them look dumb and pissy rather than any sort of 'cool', even to their fans.