Feh...

[silverthorne]

Okay stomach, cut it out.

I fed you a lobster tail, scallops AND shrimp for dinner tonight, along with some mixed veggies and a (real) cup of hot chocolate for dessert.

You have no business growling and asking for more food.

And I'm not feeding you at 11:30 PM.

No. And that's final.

So quit it.

(And brain, quit providing me with the mental image of a little cartoon tummy with big puppy dog eyes begging for food, wagging it's little intestine end like a tail. It may be cute in that twisted sort of way, but no. Not falling for it.)

Comments

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

This may sound silly, but have you tried Metamucil? The fiber totally fills you up.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

ACK OLD PEOPPLZ FOODS! XD

(Joking. My Grandmother has been using it ever since I can remember, though. That being said...

Actually, I haven't. I'll take a look at it. If it's got too much sodium and sugar though...

But yes! I will at least look. Thank you. :)

and now for something completely different

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you were in my crazy dream this morning. If I have time I'll type the whole thing up.

Re: and now for something completely different

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Really? Cool! :)