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silverthorneOkay stomach, cut it out.
I fed you a lobster tail, scallops AND shrimp for dinner tonight, along with some mixed veggies and a (real) cup of hot chocolate for dessert.
You have no business growling and asking for more food.
And I'm not feeding you at 11:30 PM.
No. And that's final.
So quit it.
(And brain, quit providing me with the mental image of a little cartoon tummy with big puppy dog eyes begging for food, wagging it's little intestine end like a tail. It may be cute in that twisted sort of way, but no. Not falling for it.)
I fed you a lobster tail, scallops AND shrimp for dinner tonight, along with some mixed veggies and a (real) cup of hot chocolate for dessert.
You have no business growling and asking for more food.
And I'm not feeding you at 11:30 PM.
No. And that's final.
So quit it.
(And brain, quit providing me with the mental image of a little cartoon tummy with big puppy dog eyes begging for food, wagging it's little intestine end like a tail. It may be cute in that twisted sort of way, but no. Not falling for it.)
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Re: and now for something completely different
Date: 2007-12-07 01:14 pm (UTC)