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silverthorne) wrote2009-01-10 09:07 am
silverthorne) wrote2009-01-10 09:07 am
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Why cats make the best pet
A tongue-in-cheek dissertation.
1) You don't have to clean their cage. Unless you're cleaning yours.
2) They put their poo and pee in one easy to find place. Unless you've pissed them off.
3) Their food won't make you squirm, not even on a raw diet. Unless you're a rabid PETA member and seeing dismembered chicken parts gives you hysterics.
4) They come with their own built in alarm clock. That resets according to the hour before and after the sun rises and sets.
5) You don't have to take them outside to exercise, and can even exercise them while your own lazy butt stays perfectly parked in a chair.
6) They are perfectly lap sized. You're on your own in regards to the claws, though.
7) They will definitely let you know when it's time to eat, play, and clean the litter box.
8) Their ability to get into anything they have a mind to getting into will guarentee you will never have a dull moment.
9) It's not nearly so painful when they flop down on your face (or other body parts)
10) They're soft, cute, and they purr. What else could you ask for? Unless, of course, you're a Kligon. But this list isn't for them. ;)
1) You don't have to clean their cage. Unless you're cleaning yours.
2) They put their poo and pee in one easy to find place. Unless you've pissed them off.
3) Their food won't make you squirm, not even on a raw diet. Unless you're a rabid PETA member and seeing dismembered chicken parts gives you hysterics.
4) They come with their own built in alarm clock. That resets according to the hour before and after the sun rises and sets.
5) You don't have to take them outside to exercise, and can even exercise them while your own lazy butt stays perfectly parked in a chair.
6) They are perfectly lap sized. You're on your own in regards to the claws, though.
7) They will definitely let you know when it's time to eat, play, and clean the litter box.
8) Their ability to get into anything they have a mind to getting into will guarentee you will never have a dull moment.
9) It's not nearly so painful when they flop down on your face (or other body parts)
10) They're soft, cute, and they purr. What else could you ask for? Unless, of course, you're a Kligon. But this list isn't for them. ;)
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Try having a 16 pound Maine Coon flop on your face. When he steps on my boobs, I swear each paw weighs a half ton.
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