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silverthorne) wrote2007-09-10 10:37 am
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One of many reasons I would *not* tap Tommy Lee's ass...
Dude finds way too much trouble to get into.
Not mention--he looks like he needs to be sterilized before you get anywhere near his dick. I know girls want to 'know what the big deal' is, but I think I already do--some skills that are marginally better than most guys (but that can be learned by any guy), people who want the 'mystique' of screwing a rock star, and probably his (and his partner of the time) taking a lot of drugs and/or alcohol, which will tend to make anything feel good--at least until you puke, hallucinate, or fall asleep.
And before people think I'm just dumping on Tommy, Kid Rock is pretty dumb as well. Next time, keep walking, Dude. Just keep walking.
(And yes, I agree that Tommy is a kick-ass drummer. But that's about all the use I've got for him. Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.)
Not mention--he looks like he needs to be sterilized before you get anywhere near his dick. I know girls want to 'know what the big deal' is, but I think I already do--some skills that are marginally better than most guys (but that can be learned by any guy), people who want the 'mystique' of screwing a rock star, and probably his (and his partner of the time) taking a lot of drugs and/or alcohol, which will tend to make anything feel good--at least until you puke, hallucinate, or fall asleep.
And before people think I'm just dumping on Tommy, Kid Rock is pretty dumb as well. Next time, keep walking, Dude. Just keep walking.
(And yes, I agree that Tommy is a kick-ass drummer. But that's about all the use I've got for him. Give me a rocker with brains, pleaz.)
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Mythological creatures are not for tappin' dat ass.
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And now I gotta scrub the image of taking Tommy by the ankle and dipping him in antibacterial solution. While wearing gloves and a hazmat suit.
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Then again, Tommy Lee would count as an Attention Whore if he were on LJ, so...
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Y'know...it's a damn shame. Kid Rock was just minding his business and he got played like that too. I mean. I know what it is to be provoked to hit someone. But never in front of witnesses. That's just not wise.
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We are silly.
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...that almost sounds like a Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
Or a really unhealthy alcoholic drink.
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I think it's pretty dumb when any of the rocker boys get into it like that, even the young ones. ON the younger ones, you cna sort of excuse it up to a point--like the first or second time it happens, as them being young and stupid (and maybe trying to be 'cool' by 'not taking any shit, yo').
On the older ones, though, it just makes them look dumb and pissy rather than any sort of 'cool', even to their fans.
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(Not a fan of her either. :/)
I'm just embarassed, period. The guy is a great drummer, and I'll be the first to say that every time--it's a shame though that he hasn't learned to grow and grow up with his age. You can still be 'fun' but act your age--just ask Jon and the boys.
At this point, Tommy's idea of 'fun' and 'cool' just comes across as 'dumb', you know? He's almost in trailer trash territory, really.
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Jon et al have been responsible adults for years. Hell, even Nikki Sixx has been a responsible adult for years! but Tommy...
*shakes head*
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I'll listen to his playing all day long, yeah. Really never want to meet him as a person, though, unlike Jon, Richie or other rockers I could mention.
and I slip back into the fantasy world again...
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Um.
Yeah.
Ew.
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Do you want a five-list, or a ten-list?
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