This?

This is my lazy day.

I had grand designs on getting up and out the door by 7:30 am, you see.

It is now 10, and I am still in my sleeping 't' and my socks and drooling at the computer screen.

I haven't had coffee yet. Of course, it helps that I need to go get coffee in order to have coffee. (This was one of my reasons for getting up early, you see.).

So...yeah.

Anybody got a fire I can light under my ass?

Also?

( Size 14 jeans. :) )

Finally gots the lobster

...hmmn.

Also?

Damn, hard to get into. Is there a special knife or something that you use to get into the shell with? I finally got through on the underbelly after the tail had cooled for a few minutes, but all the instructions were 'split the top side of the tail'.

Which worked about as spectacularly as trying to launch a monkey into space with a rubber band.

But I did finally get in (thank above that I have Mad Shell Cracking Skills from eating crab all the time).

And another also?

Lime tastes good on lobster. :)