This is my Grouchy Face

Dear Nursing Staff--

Yes, I know we're supposed to be using the new header on all our paperwork.
Yes, I know it's a pain in the ass to have to put all those little stickers over the old headers while we wait for the new forms to come in (even though it's the junior volunteers having to do it and not you).
Yes, I know you're impatient.

But...
So help me...
If you call me one more time with a list of forms you JUST HAVE TO HAVE when I'm the only one here, when you and I both know you have plenty of the re-stickered ones? (And half the ones you ask for are special order and never on our shelf anyway...)

Guess what?
I'm going to beat you to death with the forms when they come in.

Cut it out. Use the old ones so we don't waste money or trees (at least any more than we already do), and STFU.

Thank you
Your Temperamental Receiving Clerk.

...I think it's time for a few extra days off.

Random observation

Somehow, the world is much better when you have a vacuumed floor....