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If one is going to insist on eating snowcrab that's still in the shell, rather than the pre-shelled sort-of-crab-but-also-other-fish-chunks, then one must make note to get ones-self a nutcracker set before one has another go-around with said crustacaens.

Because one's fork (not to mention ones fingers) now hates ones-self .

(In other words: 'Yo, dumb-ass, get a nutcracker set for your crabs!')

Date: 2007-08-14 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] del-the-psycho.livejournal.com
I use my teeth. :B

Date: 2007-08-14 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
LOL!

Well, I would, except that all that happens when I do that is crushed crab and a lot of shell in the nice meaty part I'm trying to eat. Not so good.

Date: 2007-08-14 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] del-the-psycho.livejournal.com
I've got it down to a science.

1)Bite high up on the middle of leg so you don't crunch into the meat.
2)Rip it open the rest of the way.
3)Remove meat.
4)???
5)PROFIT

Date: 2007-08-14 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverthorne.livejournal.com
...you, sir, are a bigger crab than me. :)

Date: 2007-08-14 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] del-the-psycho.livejournal.com
Oh, and there's butter involved in there somewhere. Might be the ??? even.

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