Daylight Adrenaline Stronghold

Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has a bedside table with a pad for writing down late-night inspirations. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages is home to your ATVs, hangglider, snowmobiles, and jetskis. It also containts a truck the size of a boat, which pulls a boat the size of a bus.

Your home also includes a gallery of your favorite works -- the originals, of course. Your guests enjoy your collection of Warren Miller films. MAN those guys are nuts. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints: