Look, Ma, I talk like a Newscaster!

Considering my mom's family comes from Boston and Virginia, my dad's family comes from North Carolina, Pennsylvania and New Hampshire, and I've lived in New Jersey, Arizona, and Texas...I'm not surprised...it's a wonder I keep any accent straight for more than a few seconds.

( Taken from Clue )

My highly opinionated statement for the day

Alec Baldwin is an abusive asswipe, and there's no excuse for talking to your daughter like that. There are better ways to teach your child about things like being responsible and thoughtful.

He needs his balls shoved into his head from the southwardly direction and not to be defended. Okay? Okay.

End of statement.

And ETA:

Kim Bassinger is no better. After all, she let this shit get all over the public eye. So I think no more highly of Miss Bitchnipple than I do of her ex.

So there. Twice.

And now I will shut my self-righteous ass right up.