OMG I <3 the specialist!

*Is waving arms around in glee!*

My right eye? OMG, I can read tinyprint again! OMG OMG!!! DUDE! It's not fuzzy/blurry (Well, it's still a little bit blurry BUT NOT LIKE IT WAS!!!!!)

*SQUEE!!!!*

No, really. O.M.G. *SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!*.

OMG I love this eye specialist so much right now! OMG. I WANT HIM TO BE MY REGULAR EYE DOCTOR!!!! *FLAIL!* I WANT HIS EYE BABIES!!!!

Er...wait. That doesn't sound right...

Anyhow--SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Um...

You know, if your perfume is wearing you, instead of the other way around?

That's not good.

Especially in an elevator.

Uh huh...

McCain: 'I will cut taxes and get rid of the IRS altogether before we lose anymore American businesses! Oh, yeah, and pro-life and let's keep the war going!!!!'

...right. Fuck off, Mr Money maker.

Clinton: 'I will save the Middle Class!!!!'

...Hey, Hil, that's great, until you realize the lower end of the 'middle class' is already lower class, and apparently today's single-digit millionaires are considered 'middle class'. So tell me, which half are you gonna save again? Thought so.

Obama: 'Help kids, tax reduction, end to the war, create jobs, tired of fear and division...'

Hmn. Guess who I'm listening to.