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Apr. 23rd, 2008
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Dear Tylenol Rep
Apr. 23rd, 2008 02:13 pmWe do not, and cannot, store and/or distribute your drug samples.
Also; the ten doctors you just sent shit to? Do not actually have offices in the hospital, which is where you sent this crap.
In the future, kindly
1) Make sure it's all right to provide samples in the first place.
2) Do your fucking homework and find out where the doctors' offices are, and get the addresses right.
3) Put a fucking phone number on the boxes so that I cna call you to get info on where to send this shit back to, and what DHL/FedEx/UPS account to charge it to, because we do not need to be footing the bill for your lazy-ass fuck up.
Failure to do these things in the future may cause me to find the address on the UPS label and come to PA to beat you to death with your own fucking samples.
Capisce?
No love,
Me.
Also; the ten doctors you just sent shit to? Do not actually have offices in the hospital, which is where you sent this crap.
In the future, kindly
1) Make sure it's all right to provide samples in the first place.
2) Do your fucking homework and find out where the doctors' offices are, and get the addresses right.
3) Put a fucking phone number on the boxes so that I cna call you to get info on where to send this shit back to, and what DHL/FedEx/UPS account to charge it to, because we do not need to be footing the bill for your lazy-ass fuck up.
Failure to do these things in the future may cause me to find the address on the UPS label and come to PA to beat you to death with your own fucking samples.
Capisce?
No love,
Me.
