My cat

is a giant butt.

No, really. She's growing. She's twice the length she used to be...and it's all in her hindquarters. And she's an inch taller than a DVD case now.

But she still looks small.

Dude. My tiny little kitten is not going to be tiny. XD.

Bad Joke passed on to me from a Day Surgery nurse

( Under here )

ergh

I need to shave my legs and wash my hair and don't wanna. Already took one shower when I got home (and then took an hour long walk in the heat and humidity. ick.).

I also want tuna fish in mayo...and I don't have mayo. I'm contemplating using sour cream...

Tornado warnings, whee!!!!

I...want...a boyfriend to have a good fuck a nice backrub oh hell, someone get me a cucumber :P

yargh, blat phewie.

ETA: Ok, ok, fine. Hair is clean. Legs can wait until tomorrow. Highly doubt I'll find a bedmate tonight, let alone one that would care whether or not the Black Forest was growing on my legs. :P