My Failure as a sexual being...

[silverthorne]

*Cinemax's 'Best Sex Ever' comes on*

*Watches for a few minutes*

*Yawns*

*Turns on Saw*

... what can I say? I'd rather do than watch... :P

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[mephron]

I'd rather watch sex than watch horror movies.

...come to thnk of it I'd rather wash dishes by hand than watch horror movies.

Or get dental surgery.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of a horror flick buff--have been since I was eight and had my own technicolor nightmares and treated them like entertainment rather than having the usual little kid reaction of 'want mommy now!!!'.

It might have something to do with how I was raised.

As for sex movies, my problem is that I either get bored really fast, or start giggling like crazy when the woman starts up with the fake (and loud) 'Oh baby, oh baby, oh YES RIGHT THERE!!!' cries.

[chakrabat.livejournal.com]

I agree with the I prefer doing than watching thing, but... I'd probably pick crappy porn over Saw. :/

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

It was the best pick of a bunch of lousy choices at the time, and I didn't feel like firing up a DVD.

...I wound up going to bed instead. XD

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Porn is boooooring.
Until they make Bon Jovi porn, I have no interest.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but unless it's porn woth Dorathea, I'd feel dirty watching it, you know? (actually, I'd feel weird watching anyway--voyuerism and all, you know?).

Now, a few more pics of him with next to nothing on? Especially done well? Yeah. That I could go for.

BTW, Good Morning, and happy Easter if you celebrate it. :)

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

I finally got "Access All Areas" a couple of weeks ago (bought it from Amazon Marketplace on VHS) and boy, do those guys like to wander around shirtless backstage. They do it a lot. All sweaty after the shows. Fine by me!

Good morning and Happy Easter If You Celebrate It Too! Also Happy Vernal Equinox A Few Days Ago. I'm sick today so I'm going to celebrate Spring indoors on the sofa. John is going to take the girl out to his grandmother's house later to eat pie. In his family, it ain't a holiday till someone has pie.

I feel a little weird about Easter this year, anyway, since it's so early. Passover isn't till April. I kind of think that we ought not have Holy Week till Passover...Jesus being Jewish and all.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Shirtless works.

And trust me, you do ANY kind of stage job, the first thing you want to do when you don't have to be wearing clothes (and don't have to try and get them all back on quickly), is to take off as much of it as humanly/politely/legally possible. It gets hot and stinky really fast, even if you bathed and put on tons of deoderant ahead of time. :P

Thanks. :) I was raised catholic, so I still habitually acknowledge it if nothing else (helps that the rest of the immediate family is catholic, protestant or baptist and celebrate it, too. Yes, I know it's strictly catholic religiously speaking. Doesn't keep the rest of the family from doing the easter-egg hunts and baskets for the kids, though).

I celebrate the equinox thingies myself. :) Ah, spring. Funny thing is, the tree right outside my porch door had been holding out on budding even though every other tree in the complex was already going full force on the whole 'let's get some leaves out!'. Wouldn't you know it, I thought the tree was dead--until it started budding itself on equinox. :) I'll have to see if it's just as picky on the other end of the solar cycle at the end of the year.

Yeah, I thought it was early, too. Huh. I dunno anymore. I just start chirping the usual greetings when it looks like bunny time is getting near. :)

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

I'll have to look it up...I can't remember why Easter is so early this year. It has something to do with the Pope, I think. Or lunar cycles. I dunno.
I have brainfog today, can't think clearly...

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

heh. We cna't even keep our holidays straight. I love it. :)

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

And yeah, you're right. Isn't Lent still going on?

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

If you're Orthodox, yes, it's still Lent. If you're not, then no, it's over today.

I had sausage this morning for the first time in 40 days (I didn't do so good on the no-booze-for-Lent part, but I did cut way way way way back from my usual consumption). I can't decide if I like sausage anymore or not.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Thought so. It's probably obvious now that I was raised in an orthodox style church (not sure if that's the same as Irish Catholic or if my mom's side of the family just followed the orthodox calender, but there you go).

Well, if you're not sure and wanted to cut it out of the diet for health purposes, now would be good, when your body isn't too sure about it. :)