Dear Kitchen

[silverthorne]

Don't come to the front door, ask for gloves, and then walk back to your area and expect me to wander over there with them a few seconds later when you could have easily waited for the twenty seconds it took for me to bring them to you at the door. If nothing else, I don't feel like guessing when one of you will acutally open the security locked back door for me (especially since you all have this habit of NOT answering it until I have to lean on the doorbell--something I hate being done to me). You want them, you wait at my door and carry them back, okay? It doesn't take that long for me to get from back to front.

ETA:
And when you finally come back? Don't tell me you thought 'wait there at the front door' meant 'go to my door at the back'. Because I know you lied. For the simple reason that when you weren't waiting at the front door, I completely checked the door area and my dock to make that you didn't do exactly that, or go to another door, or even go to the bathroom while you waited. Lying like that makes me want to shove the gloves up your nose when I finally do get them to you.

No, I am not user friendly today.