RAWRRRR!!!!!!
Nov. 7th, 2008 10:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
silverthorneDear Post Office:
Learn how to tell the difference between a return address and the intended destination of a piece of mail.
Dear UPS:
The answer to crushing a box of lab chemicals in your conveyer belt is not to wrap it in a plastic bag, put it in a bigger, clean box, and then continue to ship it to my company. FoAD, right this moment, please.
Dear Everyone Else:
Next person who makes a shipping mistake today that I have to wade through will get force-fed their own balls, whether they have them or not.
Not-love,
Me.
This public service announcement was brought to you by the letters P, M, and S.
And sometimes 'y'.
:P
Learn how to tell the difference between a return address and the intended destination of a piece of mail.
Dear UPS:
The answer to crushing a box of lab chemicals in your conveyer belt is not to wrap it in a plastic bag, put it in a bigger, clean box, and then continue to ship it to my company. FoAD, right this moment, please.
Dear Everyone Else:
Next person who makes a shipping mistake today that I have to wade through will get force-fed their own balls, whether they have them or not.
Not-love,
Me.
This public service announcement was brought to you by the letters P, M, and S.
And sometimes 'y'.
:P
