silverthorne

Dear Dumbass In the Over-Powered Pick-up Truck:

In case you somehow missed the news reports that have been on ALL WEEKEND, it is below freezing in the Dallas area. This means there are patches of ice on the road--patches you cannot see at 6am, in the dark, especially on an unlit back-country road.

So, yeah, there is a reason that I'm not letting you intimidate me into going Faster with your huge, over-powered, over-accessorized two-ton monstocity. Even if you are so close on my bumper that I can actually tell that your truck is red despite the lack of street lamps.

Further more, if you do somehow manage to ram into my rear-end with that thing, as soon as I extract myself from the fibre glass remains (and believe me, I will), I will proceed to beat you to a bloody pulp with said remains. And then I will use your own organs to strangle you with, you dumb ass shit.

Oh, and yeah? See those three cop cars, the fire truck and the hatchback flipped on it's side and shoved up against the guard-rail with all the windows broken out? That's what I'm trying to avoid.

Oh, so NOW you back off.

Asshole.

/Rant.