No, really, don't poke the celtic woman.

Obviously, these people don't realize they're dealing with a direct decendant of Argyll.

They're going to find out really, really fast why there are so many damned Campbells all over the place.

No. No phone yet. Tech never showed. So I called Grande to find out what the hell happened.

They claim Verizon never faxed them any of the three requests, including the one for yesterday.

I was about as patient as I could be. They have been put on notice that they have until Friday to straighten this shit out. Because next step is the Better Business Bureau and legal proceedings. And yes, I told them this. I then called Verizon (that service ticket has got to be a mile long by now), and told them about Grande 'never getting the requests', and told them likewise that I was giving people until Friday.

Their supervisor will call me as soon as he comes in this morning.

There will be a working phone and DSL by Friday evening, or I'll sell these bastards to England hit them where it really hurts--pocket book and reputation.