Dear Sysco driver

You've delivered here almost as long as I've worked here. You should know better by now.

So if you're feeling like you just got 'mommied', ( here's why: )

From kymscrazy...

I don't know how to break this to you, but...

I'm in love with your sister. I knew I had to tell you when I threw up outside of Chicago. But she wants you to carve your initials into my father.

My heart is frost-bitten over this.

How awful I felt when I discovered your ring and your photo, and I'll never forget our shared eggplant fetishism.

Go burn,

Me.

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You know

I really hate reality shows. I think they're one of the most mean-spirited things modern entertainment has come up with.

Except Biggest Loser.

I still hate the 'must eliminate' thing, but any show that can make me cheer, cry, smile, appreciate and feel good about team spirit and the human nature, and feel energized afterwards?

Good show. I'm sorry I missed the seasons that came before.

Dumb question

Because I never had a cat that did this before.

Foot seems to like to 'brush her teeth' by chewing on and dragging the bristles of the broom through her teeth.

1) Is this normal?
2) Is this an early indication of gingivitis or some other gum/tooth problem?
3) Should I worry and hide the broom?