Dear Nelf Hunter Trainer

Fuck you and your spotted pony. The belf training did not make me chose between death by ambush, death by spider nest, death by walking into a mutant bear village, or death by somethhing with 'Horn' in the title, but considering it was out of the way and isolated, I'm pretty sure it was a boss fight. And after narrowly escaping all that, I still didn't find the fucking owls you said were to the west.

No wonder Nelfs have a reputation for being pissy little bastards.

I'm going to bed now, and you can just suck it, because I'm already two hours past my bed time.

Not sincerely
Grouchy Old Fart Who Just Wants Her Spotted Kitty, Damnit.

What's been going on with me.

Other than the joys and woes of WoW (I was a bit grouchy when I posted about the owl hunter quest last night. It was past my bedtime, you see...)?

( It goes like this, you see... )

I Can Has Spotted Kitty

Finally found a spot where certain death was not imminent and yet was still within range of time to get back to the trainer. So Shidhe now has her spotted kitty. Although, I have to admit, what I really want for her is the nice pretty level 50 frost saber I saw when looking over the edge of one of the Darnassian walls.

Yeah, I can dream.

Also? I really prefer the looks of the various lynx types over the tiger/leopard ones. I think it's the ears and the 'tear drop' markings on the faces. The tiger-types' ears just seem so short and it makes their entire face look puggish. :/

But yes, I has a kitty for the Nelf now, so now onto Anyada for the night, as I said I would.

Tomorrow is Draenei night. :)

An Oh S**t! LOL moment

Okay, I think I just had the funniest moment in WoW history. So funny I had to go AFK and post about it.

I hadn't played my tauren shaman Anyada in over a week, and I'd left her fishing by the side of the lake when I signed out.

So I signed bacl in a few minutes ago, read my quest log (which involves killing a few striders and wolves for their bits), and go hunting. Find my first wolf, and commence with the attack.

I still had her equipped with the fishing pole.

I was laughing so hard I couldn't find her staff or gather enough wits to change it out even if I had figured it out.

And she managed to kill it anyway.

Death by Tauren Fishing Pole. What a way to go!