Dear Body

[silverthorne]

Please, PLEASE quit storing the fat. You do not need it. And I'm tired of bouncing between 182-184. It's been since mid-November.

Lose it. Now. Dammit.

:/

Comments

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Maybe once the weather warms up you'll lose faster? Maybe your butt thinks you need an extra layer to stay warm in this chill.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Eh, the butt is fine (actually--curvied correctly and amazingly flat, all things considered)

It's the guts and hips that need a talking to. And underarms. And boobs.

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Your boobs are cold??

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Huh?

No, my boobs are big and I need them smaller. DDD is great if you've a job in certain businesses. Sadly, I'm in none of them.

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm teasing. And I understand. I've only got the one D myself, but they do get in my way most of the time.