Zombies in the Mall meme

[silverthorne]

Tagged by cluegirl. Spreading the joy. :)

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

1) Baseball bat--preferably the favored old fashioned 'Louisville Slugger'. Swords are too iffy if you don't hit your target just right. I'm not a dead-shot with a gun, either. A bat might get me in 'too close', but I know how to use it and have the muscles, flexibility, and strength to use it effectively. That, and I'll have a far better idea of what part of the zombie I'm actually hitting, and whether or not I hit it hard enough.

2) Oh wow. Have to think on this one. Honestly, probably something by Kitaro--that way I can ignore it when I need to, and relax to it when I have a chance. Probably Silk Road.

3) Toss up between Derek Bliss or Chris Redfield. I know what Derek is capable of (I better; I play him in RPG), and, well, yeah. When you've got zombies, who better than someone from the Redfield clan at your side?

Tag to whoever gets to it. :)

Comments

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Kitaro? You go killing to Kitaro?

Oh well, I gave birth with Phillip Glass playing, so who am I to judge?

1: like your weapon, Louisville Sluggers it is
2: "Unbreakable"
3: Bruce Fucking Lee

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Actually, I don't want ruin any of my favorite upbeat songs from brign constantly played, so I'm picking something I can totally phase out of my hearing while I'm beating things to a bloody pulp.

Besides, I'm sure someone somewhere will figure out how to turn it off anyway just so they don't go crazy. *g*

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

"Unbreakable" on ENDLESS LOOP

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Dude, we'd be swaggering through the zombie attack. :)

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

*is the whole point*

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Okay...I could almost go for 'Unbreakable' myself. Or 'Bounce'. Or 'Undivided'. Or...yeah. See the other reason I chose something 'harmless' and ignorable? *g*

...Yeah, but then wouldn't he already be a zombie? *g*

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

John says,

1: a neutron bomb
2: "We Got The Neutron Bomb" by the Weirdos
3: Henry Rollins

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Well, that would certainly solve the problem!

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

John says, "I'm a problem solver, that's what I do"

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

1. Lightsaber.

2. Lemon Demon's When Robots Attack for the sheer irony.

3. John McClane

[ursa-mater.livejournal.com]

1. Rifle of some sort. When I run out of bullets, I can THEN use it as a baseball bat. When I run out of bullets I mean.

2. The Game, by Motorhead. (or Cynanide, or Blitzkrieg by the Deathstars... must toss coin later)

3. LEMMY KILMINSTER. If we go down, we will go down hard and kicking some major rock and roll ass on the way.