Obviously, this is my week for screaming obscenities...

[silverthorne]

Dear fucktarded pallet packers--

I've been doing this job for six years, going on seven. I've pretty much resigned myself to the knowledge that you are all apparently seven feet tall and see nothing wrong with piling the pallets I have to break down eight feet or higher. Therefore, I have to break the bastards down before I can get them in through the warehouse door. I've gotten really, really good at doing the monkey bar thing and standing ON the higher parts of my pallet jack to get the top level off so I can get things moved to where they need to be.

That patience and acceptence does NOT extend to sucky piling, though.

Which one of you asshole idiots piled twenty 30 pound boxes of lotion on top much more fragile and light-weight boxes of clean-up kits? And then topped it off with two fifty pound jugs of intrument cleaner? And then put it on a pallet that's so jacked up that the slats run in a diagoinal line from one side to the other?!

Needless to say, between hanging off of every corner, and the light boxes underneath collapsing under the weight of the shit piled on top of it, the thing fell over.

Lucky for you (and me), it fell away from me.

Or else I would have to hunt you all down and kill you. After I sued the company for hiring dumbshits like you.

...I might hunt you down and kill you anyway. Improve the gene pool.

No love at ALL.

--Me (who is fortunately NOT squashed under 300 pounds of medical supplies at the moment)

Comments

[ursa-mater.livejournal.com]

DON'T GET SQUASHED!!

And yes, killing them all.. slowly.. for a long long time would have to happen if they got all dumbshit and did it EVER again.

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

I no get squashed, for I am smart and alert and nimble like rats! :D

Sadly, they probably will do it again, because the turn-over rate in a place like that is pretty fast--I swear they go through a whole new crew once a month.

I did show my boss the pallet, the squished boxes, and the hole in the wall (THEY BROKE MY WALL!!!!!), so she will go and kick the other supervisor's ass, and it will be okay for a few months until the next batch of numbnuts is hired.