Dear New Jersey Vendor

[silverthorne]

Okay, asshole, I've sent your 'free' shit back to you (at cost to my own company, since you don't have a contact number I can call and harass you about your own account number for the various couriers) about six times with a professionally polite note attached each time telling you that we cannot accept samples for doctors here at the hospital. I'm about sick of seeing your name on the return address.

I gave the stuff to Med Staff this time, who will have a talk with the addressed physicians (and quite likely, you).

If I see one more thing from your address on my dock, I'm showing up in Hainsport, and shoving whatever it is up your dumb ass after I beat you to death with it. Got that, 'cousin' of mine? (his name is Campbell as well)

NO love, and lots of violence.

Me.

Comments

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

Dumpster.

OR! Is there a free clinic around you can give the samples to? Are you allowed to do that?

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Can't do either.

Sometimes its drug samples. Drugs (even over the counter stuff) plus dumpster equals illegal. Hospital gets fined if found out, and I get fired (also, I cna't redistribute them--not a pharmacist, and therefore it's illegal for me to do anything with them anyway).

Sometimes its things like, oh, programs for PDAs, which, if not returned, can be billed at a later date. And since they got sent here, the vendor would likely bill here too, which causes no small amount of chaos. So no, the choices are try to get them to the doctors, or send them back. Which is why I get so pissed off with pushy boneheads like this bastard.

[rebl1969.livejournal.com]

I understand your frustration!

If you're

[aquila-dominus.livejournal.com]

going to go as far as coming all the way to NJ to deal with; give us a call, we'll come down and help you hide the body... and provide you with an alibi ;)

Re: If you're

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't tempt me. I get aggravated enough with the pushy vendors I meet face to face. I might not leave a whole lot to hide if I actually go after this guy, because I'll have plenty of time getting there to build up a nice little hate-on. ;)