Dear New Jersey Vendor

[silverthorne]

Okay, asshole, I've sent your 'free' shit back to you (at cost to my own company, since you don't have a contact number I can call and harass you about your own account number for the various couriers) about six times with a professionally polite note attached each time telling you that we cannot accept samples for doctors here at the hospital. I'm about sick of seeing your name on the return address.

I gave the stuff to Med Staff this time, who will have a talk with the addressed physicians (and quite likely, you).

If I see one more thing from your address on my dock, I'm showing up in Hainsport, and shoving whatever it is up your dumb ass after I beat you to death with it. Got that, 'cousin' of mine? (his name is Campbell as well)

NO love, and lots of violence.

Me.

Comments

If you're

[aquila-dominus.livejournal.com]

going to go as far as coming all the way to NJ to deal with; give us a call, we'll come down and help you hide the body... and provide you with an alibi ;)

Re: If you're

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't tempt me. I get aggravated enough with the pushy vendors I meet face to face. I might not leave a whole lot to hide if I actually go after this guy, because I'll have plenty of time getting there to build up a nice little hate-on. ;)