Silverthorne

Okay, I have two iron lockboxes sitting in my bank on Cenarian Circle, thanks to Geekie's kindness of running me through the Scarlet Monestary a few weeks ago (I got the quest to go back again, BTW. LOL).

Here are my questions:

1) Anyone here have a horde side rogue 'big' enough to unlock them?
2) Failing that, I made a rogue this morning with the express intent of turning him into my local locksmith/bank alt (at least Horde-side). How long and how high a level would I need to get him in order to be able to undo the lockboxes?
3) And, failing that, due to time-constraints, the level needed ends up being crazy high, or me going 'fuck that shit, I want the damn things open right now!', what would be a reasonable amount of gold/silver to offer a rogue I don't know to open the boxes for me, and how can I make sure I actually get the items in the boxes without said rogue ninja-ing them away after he gets the boxes open? (I know to ask on trade channel, because I see both rogues and folks needing rogues asking all them time, but never see a price being mentioned)

4) Those polar bears are cute; I got them activated on every single toon, used or not, except for my two made-but-not-used Draenei because I can't seem to find the road out of town. ^^;

So, okay

Suggestions for:

Green, leafy veggies (or any veggies, really), for me to eat/add to my diet?

How to celebrate my birthday next Sunday? (must be budgeted and plan on a solo activity)

Should I sleep some more, or build my other bookshelf?

Save up for an iPod or a 360?

Cake or Death? (Or however that goes).

The Eagles or Queen?

Have at, guys.