You get to say comedy movie things when you're bi...

[silverthorne]

So...wore eye make-up to work today (don't fall over dead in shock, folks), since I'm trying to figure out something good for the yearly company shindig--which I've been told I'm going to, no excuses, now that I do not have a controlling, antisocial SO.

Well, I've been asking folks how it looks, because I would really like to not look like a total idiot when I go (and make-up is...well...pretty much a necessity to Big Events, and something I know nothing about. :/)

Anyhow, she looked, and commented 'You better watch out; you're gonna end up attracting a guy...or a girl...or...something." (She knows I'm bi)

My response?

"I think I'm gonna stick with guys right now. I understand them when all they want me for is dick relief. Girls, on the other hand? I keep finding the crazy ones. That's a pretty good sign I should probably leave the women alone, you know?"

...it made her laugh, at any rate.

Comments

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

Or a really bad case of the Stepford Virus.

Geez, wasn't she paying attemtion when you first met? Or was she one of those 'it's okay, honey, I'll fix you right up!' types?

[silverthorne.livejournal.com]

...that was supposed to say 'Or *SHE* has a really bad case of the Stepford Virus'. Geh. Typing skill. I need to learn me some.